Now till Retirement

Uniform: check

Gun: check

Flak Jacket: Check

Gum: Check

Wasted time delaying going to work: Check

Step one: Fall asleep at 0230

Step two: Wake up at 0430

Step three: Begin work at 0530

Step four: End work at 1945

Step five: Write crappy post about steps one through four at 2030

Step six: Crash in bed immediately after hitting post.